Adaptation, 2002 (dir. Spike Jonze)

TBBT - 3x08

Sheldon’s here! XD

Hey buddy, your parents are married! Now listen, just because you’re being raised by married people doesn’t mean you have to choose that lifestyle. High five! Luckily you got me. In twenty and a half years you’ll be twenty-one, and I’ll be…well, I haven’t decided how old I’ll be yet, but we are gonna bro out uncle and nephew style.

Stick with me, kid, I am gonna teach you how to live. Great suit, by the way.

“Check it out Lis. You can pinpoint the exact moment when his heart gets torn in half.”